“hey dad, what does your tattoo mean?” *chuckles* “this old thing? it’s an old japanese proverb; it translates to ‘shinji get in the fucking robot’”
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Tobias: I’m looking for something that says “Dad likes leather”.
Salesman: You mean… Leather Daddy?
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